heptasexual
(noun.) a heptas-xual refers to a human being s-xually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.
dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while f-cking a tuna can? i guess he is a real heptas-xual, man!
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