heptrick


when a complete grimy -ss f-ck has contracted all three types of hepat-tis (a,b, and c). they must where a golden sombrero to display publicly their condition. other people are encouraged to throw hats at people wearing golden sombreros for the hat trick.
i was at an orgy in brazil taking crack shots and sticking my p-n-s in whatever holes i could find. when i got a blood test my doctor gave me a golden sombrero and threw hats at me and yelled “heptrick!”

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