the biggest pimp on planet earth is her mama. known for telling your girl, “find a man with a good job. find a man with a nice car. find a man who can buy you sh-t.”
that ho dumped me cuz her mama said i ain’t got enough bank!
noun 1. someone who thinks they’re really strong, but they’re not. a person who considers themselves a “hercules” when lifting heavy objects, but gets a hernia every time they attempt to do so, can often be referred to as a herniacules.
most wh-r-s have it. its a combo of herpes, goanarea, sifalis, and adis. dang man i railed your mom last night and i got herpagononsifaladis.
as an adjective, heuristic (pr-nounced from the greek “heuriskein” meaning “to discover”) pertains to the process of gaining knowledge or some desired result by intelligent guesswork rather than by following some preestablished formula. (heuristic can be contrasted with algorithmic.) a heuristic is a specific rule-of-thumb or argument derived from experience
when you spend the majority of winter in bed with your lover. once the temperature dropped to 31 degrees, ian and kristen started to hibermate. a relationship that last for only a couple of months. usually during the winter months. hiber- comes from hibernation. ideally you meet a hibermate on new years eve so that […]
- high riders
high riders are br–sts that are positioned significantly higher up than average on the female chest without requiring any support to do so. the exact opposite of two tennis b-lls in a pair of panty-hose. did you see the high riders on that waitress? weird…one stripper has hangers but the other has high riders. when […]