Hera


1) the greek goddess of marriage, sister (and wife) of the greek god zeus. she is resentful and angry at zeus because he was unfaithful. the reason they married was because zeus raped hera and impregnated her, so she forced him into marriage.

2) a popular ifunny user who was originally zanyxani. she is also equally god-like. her real name is xandra, she is wonderfully hilarious, majestically beautiful, and an extremely kind person.
1) wow, hera sure has a difficult life, with all that has happened to her and all.

2) hera is the most stunning beauty in the world
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hera (juno), wife of zeus and queen of the gods, goddess of marriage.
hera seems to be the feminine form of heros (warrior/hero) and aer (air), as well as erao (love).
a pretty looking woman. has a voice thats always the bestest and soothing in a group of people. befriends only cool people and people love her.
“man, i love that girl, she’s such a hera!”

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