herbal essences
a shampoo that somehow makes women experience a s-xual -rg-sm. one major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
teen: oh god! mom’s using the herbal essences again!
mother: oh yes! yes!!! yes!
shampoo making people -rg-sm? it doesn’t make me that happy and i usually have to fake it.
while having s-x in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.
a form of revenge involving unscr-w-ng the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing j-zz; “a totally -rg-smic experience.”
“so now all my roommates shower with herbal essences.”
“they have totally -rg-smic experiences?”
“no, but i did.”
that sticky-icky-icky… ohh wee! put it the de air!
i was burnin that herbal essence; it had me zooted!
shampoo that somehow gives women -rg-sms
ooooh yes yes yes
the smell of marijuana
yo i want to smell that herbal essence; lets put that herbal essence in the air; revigerating
herb, weed, reeefer (to talk about weed when parents or teachas are around)
hey,you bring the herbal essences tonite?
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