Herbed Chicken
when a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his p-n-s with a healthy layer of cut gr-ss and proceeds to insert it into a woman’s v-g-n-.
woman: “can you please cut the gr-ss?”
man: “only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch.”
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