herbie
herbies are very complex. they have diffrent peronalities.but there all what make him wonderful. he will never use any girl, or take advantage of them. when the girl is ready then hes ready, and when the time comes to have s-x …you will be amazed at how wonderful it is. youll never want any other guy ever. herbiees make an excelent boyfriend and even better husbands. there kind, loyal, trusting, smart. handsome,funny,hot and s-xyy!,. even though they dont show it. herbies are very very h-rny. every gril who goes out with a herbie should hold on tight and never let go because theres no other person out there in the world like him! herbies will never fail to put a smile on your face when your sad! also herbies treat there familys very well and respect there elders. they are always prompt to do what there told and they dont disobey from it. herbies are all around great wonderful s-xy guys who are amazing in every way
rachel: ugg im in love with this guy named herbie! i wish i was going out with himm!
betty: i know look at him hes soo dreamy!!
lindsey:look at his abs,his tan, his muscles!!
morgan: yepp thats my man!:)
an unfortunate episode of flatulence during the reception of a “rim-job.”
“holy mother of g-d, my face still smells from the herbie my boyfriend gave me last night.”
attributed to s-xual deviants attending um-ss in the early 21st century, a “herbie” defines an act of flatulence during the reception of a “rim job.”
last friday, taco bell’s cuisine resulted in the transformation of a perfectly respectable rim-job into a herbie. b-mmer dude.
noun; a very painful and exhausting hockey drill in which you skate from goal line to blue line and back, goal line to red line and back, goal line to blue line and back. sometimes extended to goal line to goal line.
these drills make you skate faster, and also make you vomit.
dude 1: coach made us do herbies last night…puked up four weeks worth of food out there.
dude 2: how are you even standing right now?
a term used to describe the urge to smoke cannabis
dude i’m feelin’ herbie right now, you got any?
a code word used in place of marijuana when calling your drug dealer, just in case someone is tapping your phone.
“i need to see herbie” = “i want to buy some reefer”
-or- “have you seen herbie?” = “do you have any pot?”
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