hereford
supposedly a city, but actually a village on the welsh borders. everyone is happy there, because the fumes of the bulmers cider factory leave everyone in a permanant state of tipsyness.
very bad traffic. always.
large population of welsh and polish people, herefordians cant understand either of them :p
also famous for hereford cattle.
a very nice place to be.
herefordian farmer- alright my love? im from hereford!
saaf yuppie- yeah hey, where?
the most awesome breed of cattle ever. red coats with white heads, necks, bellies, tail switches, and occasionally feet. originated in herefordshire, england. known for their excellent marbling quality in the meat and docile disposition.
look at that cow that just won the show!
yeah, it’s a hereford , duh!
proud home of the worlds most elite special fordces; the british sas (special air service).
“hereford lines.”
one would define hereford in several different ways. there\’s the obvious: hereford high school, the school in northern baltimore county with one of the best agriculture programs in the state. one would also define it as a way of life: taking pride in your state champ football team, your high overall sat scores, being a hereford bull, joing the firehall and leaving cl-ss to go on fire calls, going to cattle shows, sleeping in barns on haystacks, smoking during lunch down at bunker hill, the dip, the bull run.. the list will forever go on. hereford is also a way of life: once you\’re here, you\’re lucky to get out.
i live in hereford, i run the dip once a week and sleep with my cattle when i have cattle shows.
hereford maryland is a place where a bunch spoiled rednecks become junkies or hookers unless you stem from a ritter-tree. it’s a beautiful country area. lots of farm and corn.
hereford schools take tractor tests.
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