herf

verb – to smoke a cigar, in a group of cigar smokers or alone.
tonight i’m going to herf with the guys.

i herfed that cigar down to a nub
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1. (verb): to make an awkward html error while typing online, particularly on a messageboard. (also: “herfed up”)
2. (noun): an example of past herfing.

a herf is particularly shameful when it ruins an otherwise excellent zing. usually a herf will result in the html code being displayed instead of the intended hyperlink or image. a particularly timely herf can turn the pwner into the pwned.

(etymology: from a common typo of “href,” a vital piece of hyperlinking code.)
i had the perfect zing for username:peterbing but then i totally herfed up the picture of the donkey d-ld-!
a herf is a gathering of botl and sotl to relax, unwind and smoke premium cigars. you won’t find any drug store cigars at a herf!

a herf can be as simple as two botl getting together for a smoke after work or it can be a full blowout with music, food, games, etc.

the main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary – even the cigars.
what a killer herf in knoxville this weekend! mike is a great botl and was an excellent host. you can’t be a day with good friends bbq’ing, smoking, drinking, playing poker and just hanging out.
a fat woman quief.
a fat chick quiefing and/or the sound of air escaping from a fat lady’s v-g-n-
she tried to say she farted, yet i know a herf when i hear it!
cigar smoking
we’re going to get togather and herf some fine stogies.
a comic book sound one makes when punched in the stomach.
herf, humpf
someone who steals an attractive person from the general public.
freida pinto is a herf, because she steals dev patel from the general public.