heritage bro
a masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pr-nounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. they typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. a heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.
“dude, that hipster looks like paul bunyan!”
“that’s a heritage bro.”
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