Heritage Douche

a white/latino/black/asian/indian or any other ethnicity (mostly white) person who constantly brags about their ethnicity or heritage.

most of these people are only a small percentage of another heritage (such as german, british, irish, cuban, etc..)
they constantly brag about being only part, or all of a certain ethnicity or heritage.

white people will brag mostly about being a european, as latino’s will brag mostly upon their own ethnicty, using it as an excuse or some other lame bullsh-t idea.

like myself for instance, i’m part mexican (since my grandma is a full blown mexican) part italian, part austrian, and part russian, but do i constantly brag about it? no. because no one cares. since i’m white as h-ll, no one would believe me either.espically about the whole mexican part.
guy 1: why do you drink all that weird european imported sh-t??

guy 2: i’m irish, danish, and samoan. i have to drink.

guy 1: so f-cking what. i’ve already told you what my ancestor ethnicity’s are. see me bragging about them?? no.

guy 2: you’re f-cking predigest against irish people aren’t you?

guy 1: no i’m not, and you’re only a small part of irish, like any other -sshole claims to be, dumb -ss.

guy 2: you know, samoan people like me can f-ck you up in an instant. we’re burly, big–ss mo fo’s.

guy 1: dude, you’re more white then me, your parents are more white then me, i’ve met your entire family, and they’re all skinny, slender people. and not a single one had at least a single dark shade of brown.

guy 2: you’re just jealous because i’m danish. we make bomb–ss food. like the pastry you’re eating right now.

guy 1: you’re such a heritage douche..