Hermeclipadese


the greek g-d of infertility who protects couples from unwanted pregnancies. he also serves as a guide to internet dating websites and social networking. hermeclipadese also is the patron of ip addresses and computers connected to them, of s-xually transmitted diseases, liars, bank tellers, strippers, hookers, stock brokers, politicians, pedophiles, coal miners, prep-cooks, mexicans, of fishing tackle, golf equipment, legal doc-ments and the court systems of the world. his symbols include the football helmet, chickens, rainbows, goldfish, thongs, and knives.
many young people should pray to hermeclipadese before they hook up!

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