Hermes Sky Pirate


a person who is not afraid of social embarr-ssment do to a mixture of confidence and stupidity.
john: “man, howard is such a hermes sky pirate, is he not?”

dave: “what did he do?”

john: “he has enough b-lls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples.”

dave: “what a hermes sky pirate.”

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