Hero Stache
when a man applies mascara to his rapist stache then lets the mascara stay on for a few days, with the end results of a better looking stache. a hero stache.
dill: hey man is that mascara on yo stache?
spencer: yeah man.
dill: why?
spencer: just wait a day or two, and my mustache will become more magnificent than ever.
dill: oh, so a hero stache?
spencer: precisely.
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