heroslut
derived from the amalgamation of the terms hero and sl-t, a herosl-t is a hero of such colossal proportions that their heroic att-tude and behavior accounts for everything they say or do.
a herosl-t will certainly depend on facebook as an outlet for detailing their heroics, with constant herosl-t status updates and facebrags about their herosl-t happenings that will surely involve a herosl-t motor vehicle (a motor vehicle is considered a herosl-t motor vehicle when it becomes relied upon by the herosl-t in order to nourish his or her herosl-ttiness).
herosl-ts have absolutely no level of self-awareness regarding their herosl-t nature; their psyche has devolved to the point of lacking one altogether, and their personality is a construct of emotional dependence upon what their herosl-t peers think of their latest car part, what car they should buy next, what “camber” the wheels should be at for best “dori” action, where they can park their cars so that the google maps cameras will get a picture of them, etc- every idea equally as worthless as the one before, right back to the worthless herosl-t.
most herosl-ts are teenybopper trash, and grow out of their tragic affliction; however as unfortunate as it may seem, some herosl-ts will not let go of their herosl-t ways well into their early or late twenties. although inbreeding amongst the herosl-t population is quite rampant, processes of natural selection such as the road toll tend to work in favour of the common good.
herosl-t status update: “:( 🙁 the google maps car went past my house and my car wasn’t in the driveway!”
herosl-t status update: “anyone up for some dori in their fully sik epic 180sx?”
herosl-t status update: “xyz xyz xyz
herosl-t status update: “fk my fully sik j-pcr-p herosl-t car was defected for xyz
herosl-t status update: “perception vs reality” (a herosl-t pretending to be gandhi)
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