Herp
the prefix of “derp”. usually used when saying something foolish.
person 1: does anybody know why i can’t get my tv to turn on?
person 2: try plugging it in.
person 1: herp.
a reptile or amphibian, derived from “herpetology.”
as usual, complete idiots come on to urban dictionary and make misspell their std’s.
i love my pet herp.
herpes
don’t f-ck that girl man…….i heard she got the herps……….
short for genital gerpes. usually contracted from sk-nky -ss b-tches.
d-mn man, i told you would get the herps if you didn’t wear a rubber! now look at you, you’ve got that sh-t all over your d-ck!
another word for reptiles or amphibians, so you don’t have to say that large phrase. listen, which is easier?
“man, let’s go to florida, there’s a ton of reptiles and amphibians down there.”
“man, let’s go to florida, there’s a ton of herps down there.”
much easier. although some illiterates and dyslexics think that “herps” is another word for “herpes”, it isn’t. singularly, herp. derived from the greek word that means “things that crawl.”
“yeah, he keeps herps.”
“herps make kick-ss pets.”
(hûrp)
n.
1. a moist burp.
2. a burp containing liquid or solid matter.
v.
hurped, hurp·ing, hurps
“that bloke just herped into his mouth.. look! he’s swallowing it!”; “he just herped onto her shoulder. she’s gonna be mad!”.
herp and derp (male) or herpina and derpina (female).
generic names used on 9gag.com and other similar webpages.
like x and y are used in math.
herp is usually primary person and derp secondary person.
herp calls derp on cellphone.
derp says “hi, herp”
herp says “why didn´t you come to the party man !!!”.
derp says “sorry mate, i am busy these days.”
etc.
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