herpagonasyphlaids
the ultimate venerial disease. you don’t recover guys. thanks b-tch.
i got herpagonasyphlaids from that sk-nk at the bar last night, and now i have two weeks to live 🙁
a sk-nky b-tch who has every std.
that b-tch is so sk-nky she got herpagonasyphlaids
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