herpagonnaringworm
a s-xually transmitted disease that only your vet can cure. often contracted on long fun filled and drunken vacations. often confused with the type of worm that crawls up a mans p-n-s while he is swimming, but infact it is a totally seperate type of parisite. early warning signs include all of the symptoms of herpes and gonnarea while at the same time feeling nauseated because you have ringworm.
susie: “oh no, i went on that cruise and i think i caught herpagonnaringworm!”
sally: “dont worry my cat had that last month, the vet will just give you a pill, then you will sh-t and vomit until all the herpagonna-ringworms are gone.”
susie: “phew, i guess herpagonnaringworm does work for me!”
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