HerpDerpNervania
when people around you act dumber or wierder than usual
teacher:whats 2+2?
derek:……..
tom:its 4 you must be out of it derek
henry:dude i was making out with this pole i mean girl…
tom:um okay…..
lenard:man im sooo awesome like if there was a potato for everytime i was awesome i would be potato
tom: okay there has to be some herpderpnervania going around
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