herpectomy


n. removal of a herpetic lesion. a fanciful operation conceived by alternative pract-tioners and desired by ignorant sufferers.
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so i was all like, “i needs a herpectomy, i got a date tonight!” and he just stares down his stethoscope and says that operation don’t exist. don’t exist! i see ads for it on those bus signs every day!

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