herpes-crabs
one of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. what appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters…
girl, don’t sleep with him or you’ll get a wicked case of herpes-crabs. herpes crabs
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