Herpes On Toast


a very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. regularly attacked by large black barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing purr-bug.

also the defender of c-cktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.
herpes on toast got rid of the c-cktopus infested creature!

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