herpes pilot


a term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the flight engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) my second officer was a herpes pilot. those guys just wont go away.

2) the herpes pilot i’m flying with said he can’t retire because he’s got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

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