herpes sabbatical
top definition
a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.
b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.
a- valentine’s day came and went, i was on a herpes sabbatical. but i did give out a few rain checks;)
b- there is no way i’m going to that party tonight. i’m going on a herpes sabbatical until this d-mn cold sore clears up.
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