Herstmonceux
a large village in east suss-x. there is an abnormal amount of hair dressers, and two pubs. its full of chavs and new estates crop up every month. people who live there are refered to as ‘zooers’. full of creeps and a couple of small gangs.
if you go out at night prepare to be raped, pillaged or murdered.
dave: ‘hey george, want to go to the pub in herstmonceux tonight?’
gerge: ‘if you want to get murdered!?’
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