Hertfordshire Brown


a freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the hertfordshire region of the uk. it looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. they are big scary m-f-s that refuse to die!
“mum there’s a hertfordshire brown in my room!”
“don’t look at me! that thing won’t fit in a pint gl-ss!”
hertfordshire brown is a phrase commonly used in the regions outlying northern london to describe a bog-blocking sh-t.
mat: i’ve laid another hertfordshire brown!
nick: you shouldn’t eat so much spam then you f-cking moron.

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