Hervil


south american mammal, with receding hair line. loves b-tt dwelling monkeys. favorite snack among snakes and sloths. is -ssociated with incessive noises which bring to mind fire alarms, car alarms and nagging wives. often recognized by the howling sounds made during horrible football games, namely when the chiefs are playing.
“where did the hervil go? it was eaten by the snake.”
south american rodent, much like the rat. a favorite meal to boa constrictors and pythons. distinctive receding hairline and the inability to be quiet when around others. the rodent has bad tastes in sport teams, namely (the chiefs) and spends his day listening for gossip around the woods.
what the h-ll is that irritating noise. oh, by the looks of it, the sound must be coming from that hervil.

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