He’s got a magazine
when a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a sh-t. leave him alone! this is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. this is the only time he doesn’t have to listen to his gf/wife/coworker b-tch about something. without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.
since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. don’t sit their and act stupid, and then b-tch about the aroma after the fact.
andy, todd, and matt are sitting around watching sunday football. andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.
todd “andy, did you see that p-ss?!”
matt “who, hang on, he’s got a magazine”
andy, says nothing, he doesn’t have to, he’s got a magazine
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