hesoname
a deviant behaviour characterized by kissing another creature’s tummy.
f. j-panese “heso” – navel, + “name” – lick
honker: and then, i’m gonna do hesoname to berri.
conker: wtf… (starts running after honker) honker! honker, hold on, you -rs-hole!
(a few hours later…)
conker: honker, berri’s tummy is not for you to – oh, my god!…
berri: mmm…yeah!
honker: love that lint…
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