Hesseltine
a demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. highly -ssertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. feeds off of the fear of it’s students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. if one where to cross it, the hesseltine stares in the victim’s soul and takes it for her sp-wn.
student 1: “what you doing?”
student 2: “must fine how to be an individual… must find the subtext.”
student 1: “oh, that right you have hesseltine.”
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