hesturbate
twiddle the bean or jack in an unusual manner, with thoughts of doing something particularly dirty that is not always -ssociated with s-x. masturbation that is a mixture of very perverted and very funny. often punctuated by ha! this word has become popular on p-rn boards, and is derived from hester, wearer of the scarlet letter.
“i imagined you shoving that evian bottle in your cooch, and i had to go hesturbate”
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