het pet
a guy’s best girl-friend, a.k.a. a girl he has no s-xual desire for but is good friends with. the hetero version of f-g hag.
“wow, you tell phillip everything!”
“i know! i’m a total het pet…”
a gay man or lesbian woman who often hangs out with straight people.
het is a shortened form of heteros-xual. pet
“why are all of that dyk-s friend’s straight?”
“she’s a het pet .”
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