hetero-homo crush


when you’re heteros-xual but you have one crush of the same s-x. doesn’t mean you’re h-m-s-xual or bis-xual. it’s just an exception often made for celebrities.

also known as same s-x crush.
even though i’m a straight dude, i have a hetero-h-m- crush on brad pitt.

i’m straight and everything, but i totally have a same s-x crush on demi lovato.

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