heterosexual safety seat
also known as the gay seat or the i’m not gay seat.
referenced by ray romano in his stand-up act: it refers to the empty seat left between two straight males sitting in a movie theater together as proof to the rest of the audience that they are not there as a couple, and infact, just hetreos-xual friends.
even though were we in a crowded movie theater, watching an action movie, my pal and i had to leave the heteros-xual safety seat between us just in case anyone was looking.
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