heterosexual


a person who is attracted to the oppisite s-x
girlz like/love boys
boys like/love girls
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a person who is straight
guys who f-ck only girls are heteros-xuals.
girls that f-ck only guys are heteros-xuals
a person who is attracted to the opposite gender. heteros-xuality is the most common s-xual orientation in the world (but by no means “normal”. it is simply more common than some variations of human s-xuality).

only tiny minorities are exclusivly heteros-xual or exlusively h-m-s-xual (somewhere between 2 to 5% each); most are somewhere in between those two extremes.

slang terms for heteros-xuials include straight.
many (ignorant/prejudiced) heteros-xuals like to abuse or try to change s-xual minorities, like h-m-s-xuals (who love members of the same s-x), bis-xuals (who love both s-xes), pans-xuals (who are love anybody; male, female, inters-x, whoever), and as-xuals (who have no s-xual desires whatsoever), and seem to believe that these people can become straight, despite that s-xual orientation is pretty much fixed for life.

what causes heteros-xuality? people always ask what causes pan-, bi-, a-, and h-m-s-xuality, but hardly question heteros-xuality.
a straight person.
“dude i am so… heteros-xual. i f-ck b-tches without rubbers.”
“well i’m so heteros-xual that i have s-x with the opposite s-x.”
people that are both romantically and s-xually attracted to the opposite gender. so females are attracted to males/males are attracted to females.

this is obviously the most common s-xual orientation in the world, due to biology. (you can only get offspring if a male and female have s-x) and probably due to religious and social factors (it’s a crime in some places to not be heteros-xual, and many religions condemn h-m-s-xuality/bis-xuality)

however, just because it’s the most common, and “socially/biologically/religiously” corrct, doesn’t necessarily mean h-m-s-xuality and bis-xuality are wrong or “weird”.

everyone should have the choice and right to be what they want to be, including their s-xual choice. it’s in no one’s place to judge or condemn people because of their s-xuality. just like it’s wrong to judge people based on his/her race, s-x or socio-economic cl-ss.

i’m a bis-xual male, but prefers females to other males. (bis-xuality does not mean you are secretly gay, or like both genders equally)

so i am half heteros-xual? lol.
a straight person; someone who is attracted to members of the opposite s-x; not h-m-s-xual
tp3 is superheteros-xual
not erin otruba
one who is s-xually attracted to members of the opposite s-x.

for some reason some people (def. 2) seem to think that heteros-xuals are all h-m-phobic or think other s-xual preferences are ‘wrong’. really, most heteros-xual people don’t have a proplem with h-m-s-xuality at all.

heteros-xual is the most common s-xual orientation in the world, not because everyone is secretly gay and don’t want to come out with it, but because people are born that way. however quite a lot of the new generation are gay or bis-xual so this could change soon.

so please don’t think that heteros-xual people are all completely anit-gay, only straight because it’s their religeon, secretly h-m-s-xual, or anything like that. not all heteros-xuals make it their life’s work to abuse h-m-s-xuals. we’ve usually got better stuff to do.
when i read def 2, i felt ashamed of my heteros-xuality. i thought to myself, “this must have been how gay people felt before they were accepted.”

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