hetro metrosexual


a man that takes care of his body like a woman. for example; laser hair removal treatments, waxings, makeup. pedicures and manicures. now not all hetro-metros-xual’s have to do all these things together to be labeled as such. some may only enjoy body lotions and professional m-ssages. another only paint his toenails. myself for example; i’m a hetro metros-xual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color he wants; he gets brazilian laser treatments, body lotions; also professional m-ssages to relieve body aches and stress; he does not wear make-up that’s his own personal line he will not cross. i also get leg waxings. yet another man may only wear make-up yet do none of the other things, i just mentioned. we are all different all have are own unique tastes in how we feel comfortable in our own skin. and really that’s all it’s about being comfortable in your own skin; were all different all unique. but we are all 100% attracted to the opposite s-x. no bi-curiosity whatsoever!
that guy isn’t gay he’s hetro metros-xual. i’ve seen him with his wife he can’t get enough of her. and when a hot looking woman walks by he looks twice! never seen him look at a man.

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