Hevice
advice from a man to a woman about another man.
my girlfriends told me that it is normal that he hasn’t called. “maybe he’s busy or hasn’t checked his e-mail” is what they said, but james said, “it seems like bad timing. i’l be surprised if he calls at all.” i’ll take “hevice” over my friends’ advice anytime.
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