Hey Joe!


word leading up to your eventual death in stealth games after killing joe, the security guard whose birthday seems to be everyday and who every guard wants to surprise with a big ol’birthday cake.
all guards: “hey joe! surprise!”

-discovers you with joe’s dead body, drenched in his blood-

all guards: “>:(“

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