Hey Mister
what a minor does when her or she wants alcohol – approaches people entering the liquor store and asks to pay them to buy some alkie.
we went to hey mister at the campus liquor
verb. used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.
i’m so desparate for alcohol i’m about ready to hey mister a b-m.
remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?
a way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.
such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc…
1. my friends usually call me to pull a hey mister because i have nice cleavage.
2. we had to totally pull like 5 hey misters before i could get some vodka.
3. i’m so desperate for some 40’s that i’d totally hey mister that nasty hesian.
a phrase that refers to when underage kids ask of age adults to buy cigerrettes for them.
we don’t have any cigerrettes, let’s go pull a hey mister.
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