HEY MOE
it’s when you sling the c-ck back and forth across your significant others’ face in a kind of slapping motion 4-5 times, then you take the hardwood and poke them in either eye while yelling “hey moe”. then get the h-ll out of there!
chuck: hey david, are you keepin’ yer ol’ lady in line?
dave: well, she started to act up, so i whipped out the lumber and gave her the “hey moe” and that fixed the problem!
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