Heyfield


a town with a central gravitational vortex that sucks in losers. not to be confused with rosedale or briagalong, which are even bigger holes.
this town has a distinct lack of any even mildly attractive males and if you visit, bring a ladder to help you climb out.

street names: gayfield, holefield, sh-thole
‘woah, there’s not hot guys anywhere.’
‘must be in heyfield’
‘run they have knives’

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