Heywood Jablomee
a name and play on words that’s meant to sound like “hey, would you blow me?” very similar to jack mehoff, mike hunt, mike hawk, etc.
me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: “hey ladies, this is my friend, heywood jablomee.”
girls: “ewww, gross! no, you pervert!” -multiple slaps ensue-
me: “what?! that’s his name!”
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