mortuary position
the most exciting and only s-xual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. most importantly this variation of the missionary position ‘comes’ with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of sh-gging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward
mr gideon – come on babe, its been weeks
miss d – for f-cks sake, we have 3 kids and i want to watch council tv. alright, if you are very quick. but no toys or fingers
mr gideon – great..the mortuary position again
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