Heywood Jafugger
another fictious name that is great to use when attending tradeshows where name badges are required. best results when the wearer approaches either a new sales rep or a male/female sales team.
“good morning, heywood jafugger” “why yes, i wouldn’t mind b-gg-ring that little tart”.
also a great name for a fictious business. jablome & jafugger, may i help you. i’m sorry, d-ck gozinya is no longer at this office.i’m sorry, woody bangor is out for the day too.”
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