HFFA (Hot From Far Away)
when you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. this can be very horrifying for people.
mark: yo alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
alex: daaaamn, she’s banging and she’s coming toward us
mark: oh sh-t, she’s not that hot after all.
alex: dude, she’s not a she….that’s a guy…that’s thadius
mark: i guess she (i mean he) was only hffa (hot from far away)
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