hi

well, knowing that anyone in their right mind wouldn’t look up “hi” in the u.d., i can safely -ssume you did it for one of these reasons:

1) your parent/roomate just walked in and you were looking up something that was very innapropriate for the time being.

2) you were just masturbating to some of the free erotica on this site, and in that case, just go back to what you were doing: s-x story.

3) you aren’t in your right mind and should go see a therapist.

4) you are extremely bored.

5) you are an alien from a parallel universe and would like to study the various aspects of human culture. one of them being the complex greeting system.

6) you tried looking up ho or bi but misspelled it.
person 1: “so i was like looking at like this thing on urbandictionary last night when my parent walked in. i like typed in ‘hi’ and when my parent asked what i was doing, and i told her i was looking up ‘hi’ on urbandictionary. she then looked at my history and saw that i looked up ‘tramp.’ it was so hilarious the look on her face!”

person 2: “zomg!! that’s so ridiculous. i would have gotten grounded!”

yeah, h-llo to you too.
the word that always appears everytime i open up editor chat
i opened up urban dictionary editor chat today and the definition hi was there yet again!!
lazy way for h-llo
“h-llo john”
“hi”
a quick way of saying h-llo.
jim: h-llo bob.
bob: hi jim.
hi is an overly used word.
x: hi!
x: stop saying that word you f-ckin idiot
a term that means h-llo. used on aim by more than 10000000000 million people. people recieve a hi from at least 10 people online a day. it is the word that is used because us, americans, being lazy, cannot say h-llo. never capatilized.
rooroo123: hi
foofoo123: sup?
rooroo123: nm
hi is a greeting thats short for “h-llo”
hi bob hows it going?
a word that i say which often follows with me being shut down.
me: hi!!!!

hot girl: f-ck you.

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