Hialeah Fail
a whole new level of fail, most notably found in the south florida city of hialeah where people use steam pots for mail boxes, park in the ramp for the handicapped, ride horses up and down 49th street, use shopping carts for grills, old people park there electrical scooters in parking spots. and when people walk into a winn-dixie/publix to weigh there luggage to go to cuba
jim: did you see that horse drawn carriage at la vaquita?
john: what a hialeah fail
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