a disease caught by members of a fandom while they wait for new content to be released. since hiatuses can be quite long for most series, hiatus flu is usually chronic and severe.
“marty has spent the last month doing nothing but writing fanfiction about his favorite cartoon. what’s happened to him?”
“don’t worry man, he just caught the hiatus flu.”
#hiatus #flu #fandom #waiting #boredom #sick
a term for a well below-average sized male genital organ. “so how was jake last night?” “he was fine! except for his babula…” #small #p-n-s #sad #embar-ssing
how long it take people to use the restroom dude f-cking hurry up, your taking forfrickn’ever what are you doing in there… giving birth???”
- send the pope
(1) having your best friend or significant other coming and making you feel better in an instant. (2) someone important to you that’s not family making you feel better through text or call because of a mental illness you have. (3) someone coming to the rescue right when you need it. (1) hey meg, can […]
kar-p–p-skee the act of sh-tting and puking at the same time. often pulled off in a small bathroom where the toilet and sink are in close proximity though a bathroom is not a requirement. brian was so drunk last night he ended up pulling a karp–psky.
- Sex for Grades
it’s when your failing a cl-ss so you have to f-ck your teacher to get good grades girl: i’ll give you s-x for grades teacher: looks like your p-ssed your final this year