Hiberdate
verb. to take a break from dating altogether for an extended period of time (i.e. seasonally)
1. did i tell you about this hot chick at work i want you to meet? you should totally ask her out.
dude, i’m flat broke. i gotta hiberdate this winter, so don’t be tempting me some hot chick from work, ok?
2. did i tell you about this hot guy at work i want you to meet? you should totally go out with him.
i’m so over it right now. i have to hiberdate this winter and think about what i’m really looking for in a guy. but if he’s still single in the spring, let me know.
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