Hick Flick
a hick flick is like a chick flick except the target audience is r-t-rded mountain-folk with four first names that will believe anything is possible if it’s accompanied by enough explosions and loud sounds.
most commonly, hick flicks are cr-ppy, over-hyped action movies that have no bearing on reality. they feature the kind of stunts and effects that even a sixth grader can tell are completely implausible, if not straight impossible. the same sixth grader can tell that the acting and writing is completely sub-standard even for a cheesy movie.
billy jo jim bob: “dude! fast and the furious was the best movie of all time!”
sixth grader: “no it wasn’t. it was a stupid hick flick.”
billy jo jim bob: “no way man, they jumped a semi with a gto!”
sixth grader: “that’s what i’m talking about…”
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